Copyright David E. Miller, 1991
Chords and word timing.
Prefix
Emin / Dmin / - - - - x 4
Verse 1
I've got this axe
Emin / Dmin / Amin / / /
It's the re-al thing
Emin / Dmin / C / / /
It'll make you cry
Emin / Dmin / Amin / / /
It'll make you sing
C / F / Dmin / / /
It can cream a Nun,
Emin / Dmin / Amin / / /
re-deem a tart
Emin / Dmin / C / / /
It'll blow your mind
Emin / Dmin / Amin / / /
It'll break your heart
C / F / Dmin / / /
Chorus
It's the best that there's ever been
Em / / / C / / /
It's got greatness you can't rob
Em / / / B / / /
I'm telling you, it's the bollocks!
Em / / / C / / /
It's the proper job. It's the Donkey's........
B / / / C / Dm /
Knob!
Emin / Dmin / - - - - x 4
Verse 2
I've got the time and it feels half grand
Still got a dog in the other hand
I have an effect I have so many
I'll give it to you It won't cost you a penny!